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Welcome to another installment of ‘Falling into that New Career’.
Daniel is not your normal hero. In fact, very far from it. Inopportunely rescued from a suicide attempt (by a 2 second admin error), he is plunged into an alternate reality, where he is supposed to be an already deceased ‘specimen’. Fortunately the workers overseeing his ‘collection’ were less than eager to change his status to that required by their paperwork, and he finds himself ‘relocated’. The only problem is, the Multiverse is a pretty big place, and he did not get returned to Earth.
His story continues in this second chapter (Falling into that New Career) of Lab Rat (this is the working title only) where he finds himself in the Alien Immigration Offices, having to complete ‘paperwork’ with his case worker Zith Grewnfarn.
Two weeks ago we left off with Daniel being filmed on the job: “He was so hot, he smoked. Deal after deal; signed; sealed; delivered.”
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His ears started burning when he remembered his exit interview later that day. The Sales Manager had congratulated him on a magnificent job and told him that they had decided to close down the ‘Mobile Units’ and focus on the burgeoning ‘Online Marketing Division’ and that he would be remembered by all posterity as their first ‘Virtual Online Marketing Representative’.
He hadn’t been able to bring himself to watch the infomercial on the Home Shopping Network, but his fellow victims (surprisingly without malice) had told him he had aced it.
As he watched Zith’s pen head towards the ‘unskilled’ box, he blurted , “I did star in a video once.”
Zith fixed him with his yellow slitted eyes. “You have acted?”
He ticked the ‘unskilled’ box and wrote ‘A S S’ in spaced capitals in the ‘other’ box.
He pressed a button on a grey box on his desk, “Ansi, please tell Dravid that I have a candidate for him. Five more minutes, then he can come and collect.”
Kim Magennis 2016
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Not sure if an acting resume is going to help him much. Can’t wait to find out, though! Actors have a way of falling and landing on their feet.
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Ooh, now this is an interesting twist. Can’t wait to find out what’s going to happen to him now! Being labelled a an A.S.S. doesn’t sound promising on the face of it but this story has so many great twists and turns, I won’t leap to conclusions. Excellent excerpt.
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an unskilled ass, eh? LOL!
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Does ASS have another meaning for him? Nice excerpt.
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I wonder if that’s an unfortunate acronym, or a derogatory label? At least he has some sort of job opportunity!
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This one falls into ‘unfortunate’ acronym. Daniel doesn’t find out what it means til a lot later in the story.
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LOL Great snippet
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Great snippet. Poor guy. Every time he opens his mouth, he gets into more trouble.
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It does seem that way. Poor Daniel 😉
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Whoa! Ouch much? LOL! This whole thing gets curiouser and curiouser. I wonder what they’ll do with him? Intriguing and funny…can’t wait for more.
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Thank you, Rose
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A S S doesn’t sound good for Daniel!
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This is one of those ‘yes’ and ‘no’ ones. Thank you, Aurora
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ASS – lol Nice. 🙂 I don’t things are going well for him. I worried about where he’s going next.
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Thank you, Karen. In this instance, ignorance is temporary bliss
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The poor guy is really in the mess, isn’t he? Clearly Zith doesn’t think very much of his interviewee. His future doesn’t look promising. Great snippet.
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Okay, I’m curious as to whether ASS means something different there. Also, what will Dravid need him for. You have me on the edge of my seat. Fabulous snippet! 🙂
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Great snippet! Thanks for sharing it!
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Come and collect him? YIKES! Get him out of there. You are a wonder, Kim.
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And you are very kind, Charmaine
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Haha. Great tease.
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Lol – on A S S – subtle 🙂
And that last line is a bit scary – Daniel may be getting into more hot water.
Tweeted.
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LOL! The ‘ASS’ is perfection! Love, love, love this story, Kim! 😀
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ASS, funny!
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Lol, I am glad someone got the joke.
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That last line gave me a slight chill. Just what is he going to do with him after he “comes and collects”? Intriguing.
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Exactly the right question, Fallon.
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With the way these bureaucrats have bungled, they have their nerve classifying him as unskilled.
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